Let's find some schmuck. I'm not selling my rollerskates for this abortion.

"Baby it's cold outside, as sung by Edie Sedgwick and Dean Martin."

How 'bout this? Should be worth about $400. Baby, it's bad out there

Where's my fucking lighter? No cabs to be had out there

I want to turn the whole world on for just a moment. Your eyes are like starlight

It was probably an aberration from all the drugs I'm taking. I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.

I have some glass in my foot - Mind if I move closer

Maybe because he did a lot of acid, he was disassociated from everybody else - What's the sense in hurting my pride?

I had fun, but I never really had anyone that I loved - Baby don't hold out

Ahh, but it's cold outside

ERRORS AND OMISSIONS

FASHION ALERT: EIGHT WEEKS PREGNANT

Aaaaaaah!

Cl-click.

SNC: Sailor Nice Colors

The nice hunter green and the nice salmony pink.

I'M WALKING HERE.

Excuse me.

TREND ALERT: HORSE ALERT

Someone's a little A-to-H.

TREND ALERT: SCALAR VORTEX

I'm tired, infinite vortices.

Still Working on that Scalar Vortex

This is weird.

This is actually really good.

"They hurt, but it was worth the cost."

WHAT A MESS.

oh yes this is about fashion. because this is the new fashion.

you wouldn't know fashion if it bit you on the nose.

WOOPS

KID'S NIGHT

JUNGLE BOOGIE. JUNGLE BOOGIE.

TREND ALERT: DRESSED LIKE

top eight "dressed like" search suggestions on google.com.

-dressed like a girl
-men dressed like women
-man dressed like woman
-boy dressed like a girl
-guy dressed like a girl
-girls dressed like boys
-puppies dressed like cats
-people dressed like dogs

this says everything there is to know











ok that's it.

FASHION ALERT: MONDAYS VS. SATURDAYS

What?

SEARCH FOR SCALARA CLOSET

INTRODUCING

DR. CANDLES, MD.

Are you AF-friendly?

TREND ALERT: ARM-FREE

Hello,
my name is Rachael, and I have no arms. no arms, you say? i do say. i dare say.
i was nervous about going armless at first, but then i discovered it has quite the number of benefits.
with my schedule, i can't afford to have arms, ganglin' around there, distracting men from looking at my breasts.
plus, i've lost about 20 pounds.



i highly recommend buying ARMISSE.

The New Fall Line

When are they going to make a snuggy's that meets my fashion needs? --Client/Fashion customer


"Just lay back and die." --Snuggy's

TREND ALERT: MORE CHEESE

Just when you thought you already had enough cheese: MORE CHEESE

POLL ALERT

FASHION ALERT: FASHION POLLS

I don't know if you've noticed the fashion polls in the sidebar. But you only have a little less than ONE MORE YEAR to vote on one of them.

FASHION ALERT: BLUE FOX FUR

My wife, Gayle, wanted a Blue Frost Fox fur in a 29" length. I called Madison Ave. Mall and they readily agreed to prepare one for her.

CHIKOW!

TREND ALERT: ANIMAL WEDDINGS

Also:

FASHION WEDDING

If you're about to get married, treat yourself. Try some of these hot new fashions:

AAAAAAAH OH MY GOD TREND ALERT

DIGGELY DIGGELY DOO



THE WORLD IS RETURNING.

ALERT: EUROVISION

IRANAMENOTKA SEERA EHRSA

the world of fashion is returning to 1984 diggely diggely doo.

FASHION FEVER

TRENDWATCH: DAD MOVIES

1) Ollllld dogs, starring john travolta and robin williams.


"i think so, mr. testosterone."

2) WILD DOGS.

"i gotta work on this fist-tapping thing."

3)DADDY DAY CARE.

"they're prepared to go further than any daddy has gone before."

4)TOP TEN TIM ALLEN MOVIES:

"i'm chilling at the set baby girl, what you do?"

5_STAR WARS EPISODE 1

"this is actually MY favorite movie, because i'm paul."

BLOG DUEL

SUBCULTURE ALERT: BILLY COLLINS

specifically his head on other thing's bodies

ALERT: SUBCULTURE

soul pusher.

1) AVRIL LAVIGNE SONGS SET TO THE LION KING




2) BALTO REMIX (EARNESTNESS ALERT)
so there have been quite a few of these
so there have been quite a few of these all up in everything, but look at this:

here is a not that funny sponsored dag thing.


and here is someone's really special very earnest response to that video. also they really like balto.


and look! it's funny.

FASHION IS FOR EVERYTHING

That is what I learned from this blog so far.

This is my first post on this blog so far.

I blog so far away.

Oh, damn.

GUESS WHICH ONE IS JANIE?

SATISFIED DOT EHJCH TEE EM EL

WOOAOOOOOHHHNMMMMMM.


OOHHH SUUUUSAN.


YOU'RE WEIRD TO ME.

GOLD'S GYM

you don't have to lose weight to look good...just

COVER YOURSELF IN GOLD.

jessica in the snow

Get ready for Christmas fashion!

Self-Portrait in a Scalar Closet

Old Glory

Errors and Omissions

They're Hungarian.

felejthetetlenek... :)

Még LAux József is benne volt óriási donbos

Fuck yeah, Czechs.

You're my inspiration

Jane Fonda: "And we are then master of the situation."

May I trouble you for the time?

It's fashion time.

JACQUES DUTRONC CAN'T DANCE 2

Stop it. You are actually beautiful.

JACQUES DUTRONC CAN'T DANCE

He's like Joey Ramone meets Tom Jones.

WELCOME TO FASHION.

everything is just...fashion